Halloween (1978)

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I watch this every year without fail because it is One of The Greatest Movies Ever Made. I still manage to see new things in it. Carpenter’s economical style becomes more and more minimalist the more I see it, almost abstract, almost slow cinema. So many scenes are shot in clean masters and yet he uses the anamorphic frame so inventively, choreographing scares around his actors as if it were a dance and yet it never feels showy. The camera operator deserves all the credit in the world and Carpenter’s score – so essential to spiking up the empty spaces – is paramount. If you took this movie out of my life experience, I would be a very different person with very different tastes. There’s only one JC in my bible.

Watched on blu-ray.

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The Lords of Salem (2012)

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The Lords of Salem feels like Rob Zombie’s gift to his wife, Sheri-Moon. While she has appeared, gloriously, in all his movies, this is the first that is anchored on one of her performances. He also taps into a different kind of horror, a slower tempo, more like the low drone that dominates the soundtrack than the bared teeth maximalism of his previous films. While he usually crams every frame with as much hectic information as possible, here he plays with negative space and darkness; a static camera and held shots over handheld and staccato editing. Every location holds deep shadows, the entire film shrouded with a veil of sharp menace, both psychological and supernatural. It’s a film you have to dim the lights and light a candle for, the kind of horror you have to squint into,

This is more of a character study than anything Zombie has done to date. It doesn’t exist in the same plain as The Devil’s Rejects but rather acts as a look at the kind of characters who would go and see that movie on opening night. The horror and imagery of Lords of Salem doesn’t sprout purely from the annals of grindhouse cinema but from the protagonist’s frayed psyche. Sheri Moon more than rises to the occasion with a deeply felt performance that expertly weaves between vulnerability and toughness. She’s one of my favourite actresses, refreshingly untrained and rough around the edges but exuding a natural need to be observed and to ignite an image. She’s the perfect avatar for all of her husband’s obsessions but one he clearly has a lot of respect and admiration for, and undoubtedly gains a lot of inspiration from. During the Ken Russell-esque frenzied montage in the last act, the Zombies return to the pure image and sound of their music videos and Sheri Moon is yet again mounted as the centrepiece of her husband’s grotesque canvas. It is the worship of a modern horror queen. Sublime.

While mainly a horror film of inner demons, when they do manifest as more traditional terrors, Zombie goes all in with textured depictions of grimy, aged bodies and stark pagan imagery. We’ve come a long way since Mario Bava’s Black Sunday but Zombie is one of the few filmmakers to adopt that film’s imagery and drag it into the modern age with a real ferocity. I can’t remember the last film I saw that made witches seem like a tangible, visceral threat, not even The Witch. This one manages it. I also love all the bold set dressings and constant graphic nods to cinema history peppered in like vulgar graffiti.

As ever, Zombie’s casting is a delight. His knack for rescuing treasured genre faces from late-career obscurity and offering them meaty roles blossoms from movie to movie. Seeing Bruce Davison, Judy Geeson, Dee Wallace, Patricia Quinn and Barbara Crampton together, as well as strobe light appearances from Michael Berryman, Sid Haig, Udo Kier, Clint Howard, Lisa Marie and Camille Keaton, is infinitely rewarding to an uber fan of American cinema’s extensive underbelly like me. It’s the icing on a cake for a film which only seems to grow more impressive the more I return to it. It’s something of a subtle left turn for the notoriously aggressive musician-turned-filmmaker but a film that suggests deeper, darker aspects to his talent. Horror cinema as well preserved vinyl, just with a gnarly satanic message hidden between the grooves.

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Hellraiser: Deader (2005)

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Even the words “A Stan Winston Production” at the top of this movie didn’t do much to brighten my spirits as I waded into the seventh instalment of the Hellraiser franchise. Deader is the third consecutive entry that originated from a totally unrelated horror script meaning that, yet again, Pinhead and the cenobite lore is backseated in favour of another tale of judgement to a sinful, unwholesome protagonist, here played by Kari Wuhrer. While the name might not mean much to you, she did play a character in Anaconda who I had the biggest crush on as a kid. She’s actually pretty good here too and the decision to pin (heh) this on a female lead rather than the bland blokes of the last few entries is a welcome change of scenery and gets things back, ever so slightly, to the Ashley Laurence glory days of the first two films.

It has a weird, rainy European setting too that was no doubt chosen due to some sort of tax break offered to the production. Hellseeker director Rick Bota returns for the second in his three-film tenure on the franchise and, surprisingly, makes one of the better chapters in the series. It has an unwieldy, sleazy plot that is often unpredictable and is pretty well shot for a mid-2000s straight-to-video horror flick. It also contains some of the strongest imagery of the later Hellraiser sequels, reconnecting with a lot of the ghoulish, sexual and perverse thematics Clive Barker originated. A nightmarish sequence involving a knife wound in a bathroom is genuinely unsettling and memorably icky. There’s also some inventive backdrops like a subway car that has been repurposed as a mobile S&M dungeon as well as a host of chilly environments populated by pale, ghostly security guards who seem to blur into the location. The plot and stuff is disposable but at least Deaderups the ante with some effective atmosphere and design. Not amazing by any means and still a far cry from the true potential of this series, but at least it kept my eyes open all the way through.

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Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)

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A crackpot horror that only gets weirder the more you will it to normalise. Just think that this was probably considered one of Warner’s prestige pictures of 1977 and try not to go crosseyed. You can see the logic behind them hiring Boorman but they clearly underestimated how wild he was willing to go. A lot of it comes down to the script, of-course, but this feels like a Boorman freak-out through and through.

The fact they turned Linda Blair’s Regan into a bit of a sexpot is certainly confusing but Blair does puts in a strong, bewitching performance that, along with Sydow’s minor encore, goes a long way to bridge the gap between this and the iconic original film. There is a massive shift from Friedkin’s tone to Boorman’s. The dread-riddled psychological apocalypse – all testing of faith and dark, cold interiors – blows up into a bombastic telekinetic head trip here.

This is much more of a special effects picture. Boorman’s love of extravagant production design is on full display. The futuristic deaf institute, for instance, wouldn’t look out of place in Zardoz. By the end the film has morphed into shrieking cacophony of exploding glass, lightning flashes and a wind machine cranked all the way to eleven. There’s a cool structural conceit that plays like one long, slow pilgrimage back to the iconography of the first film as the characters gradually return to that house and that bedroom in Georgetown. How they get there, I can barely remember.

The plot is load of old nonsense. Something about a good locust and a bad locust? Blah blah blah. Oh look James Earl Jones! Nurse Ratched! Seriously, this reaches Argento-levels of silliness and incomprehensibility, but like most Argento movies, you find yourself enjoying it because it is so utterly batshit and striking. The whole thing is augmented by a terrific Ennio Morricone score too which certainly helps the whole thing go down smoother. Whatever the hell Boorman was smoking with that studio cash, I want some.

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Ben (1972)

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That pesky rat Ben is back for another nibble! A pretty lackluster and needless Willard sequel that is worth the time if only for the bit where the lead kid sits at a piano and comes up with the title song off the top of his head. There’s also a hellish sewer sequence near the end showing a shitload of rats getting blown to smithereens with a flamethrower. Also, as someone who has grown up knowing the Michael Jackson theme song, it’s honestly weird as fuck to discover that this is the film that inspired it.

Watched on Second Sight blu-ray.

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Blood Simple (1984)

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Blood Simple is the closest the Coens have ever come to making a straight-up horror flick, which is no doubt why I hold it in such high regard. The inventive gore is exceptional. So many wince-inducing moments. The Coens have always had a penchant for memorable screen violence where bullets, knives or other less-traditional implements are used as weapons but end up doing unexpected damage. Steve Buscemi getting shot in the side of his face in Fargo springs to mind or Matt Damon biting his tongue off in True Grit. Ground zero for all that stuff is M. Emmett Walsh getting his hand pinned to a windowsill in Blood Simple. The moment he removes the blade from his hand and it just slowly, quietly slides out gets me every time. The light catching the blade, Walsh’s sweaty face. So fucking good. That entire last set-piece in the apartment and the middle third dedicated solely to the disposal of an undead corpse are still among the best things in Joel and Ethan’s filmography.

It’s also fun to see the Coens with rough edges somewhat intact. The active, subjective camerawork inherited from Sam Raimi that runs throughout this movie and the cocky in-camera transitions are probably the showiest things they’ve ever done stylistically. And Sonenfeld’s neon pink, black and blue cinematography is just gorgeous. Frances McDormand too! Damn. One of my favourite debut films ever. Such a perfect little genre machine with some truly hideous and grotesque characters to boot. “I aint don’t anything funny!”

Watched on blu-ray.

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Orgy of the Dead (1965)

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I came to the new Vinegar Syndrome blu-ray of Orgy of the Dead on the strength of a few things: that title, the fact Ed Wood wrote the screenplay and the promise that, no matter what, no movie called Orgy of the Dead starring Criswell could possibly be that bad. Well…I was wrong.

This “movie” is mounted on probably the loosest “plot” ever concocted for a cheapie horror flick; Criswell and his undead Vampira-knock off sidekick (with white paint body paint for pale skin) sit in a graveyard and watch a variety of undead women rise from the grave to perform a sultry dance. There’s also a couple who get into a car crash and wander into the graveyard to bear witness to these “horrific”, erotic delights. That’s about as far as the narrative goes with 90% of the running time dedicated to the individual dance numbers that somehow make kitschy costumes, sexy women and nudity utterly monotonous. Imagine an X-rated Halloween episode of X-factor dedicated to sultry dance numbers. Now imagine the raw footage of each contestant’s audition presented in full, unedited form. That’s Orgy of the Dead.

It is so utterly dull with the repetitive, shot-reverse-shot editing pattern becoming numbingly patience-testing about fifteen minutes in. It feels like a terrible live stream where even the vision mixer and the two actors in the background, who are supposed to be tied up “in peril” might I add, are caught yawning and rolling their eyes in a desperate attempt to avoid nodding off.

I guess there’s a specific appeal here. The no-budget aesthetic – smoke machine fog, a wonky cemetery, fake skeletons – is a novelty and pleasing for about five minutes. The “idea” of this movie is also amusing. Like imagine the cast and crew getting together over a night and filming this. What a bizarre scenario. I also watched this the night before Halloween and individual frames are perfect for that time of year, but on the whole this is a genuine slog and utter waste of time. It states in the credits that Wood adapted the screenplay from his own novel and you have to wonder how the hell he had enough material here to fill a goddamn novel. He barely has enough to fill one act of a feature but he still attempts to stretch it to full length. I guess that’s Ed Wood for ya.

At one point, about two thirds of the way through and a handful of dancers in, Criswell asks “Are there more?” You shut your eyes praying to god there isn’t more. “There is more!” comes the reply. At least in that sense, Orgy of the Damned has no mercy whatsoever.

Watched on Vinegar Syndrome blu-ray.

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Willard (1971)

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What an odd film. Anchored by a nutty, jittery and sympathetic performance by Bruce Davison, this diminutive creature feature gets a lot of mileage out of its central hook. Rats, baby! And lots of ’em.

More of a deranged character study than an all-out horror show, Willard certainly has a look and feel all of its own. The 60s into 70s decor and dour, autumnal suburban backdrops provide an effective sense of time and place, and the story of a young man trying to gain respect from his elders by scorching his own path makes it feel like a nightmarish counterpart to The Graduate. Davison certainly exists in the same unconventional, blazer-wearing leading man milieu as Dustin Hoffman.

Most of the cast lack any sense of Hollywood glamour with the film dressed down and filled with the kind of authentic-looking and earthy character actors who would go on to define the face of American cinema in the 70s. The most glamorous is probably Clint Eastwood muse Sondra Locke, but even she seems dowdy and is therefore integrated seamlessly into the grimy proceedings. The supporting cast add a lot of legitimacy to what could have easily been forgettable B-fodder too, with Ernest Borgnine showing up as WIllard’s bullish boss and the Bride of Frankenstein herself, Elsa Lanchester, appearing as Willard’s mother.

It’s the story of an outcast and thus itself feels like an outcast. While it has its own loyal fanbase, it is nowhere near as well-regarded – or widely-seen – as other films of its kind. The killer rats idea is undoubtedly silly but the film really commits to it. The subplot concerning two rats duelling for Willard’s affections – the “good” white rat, Socrates, and “evil” black rat Ben – is pretty absurd but the imagery and execution is so brazen that you can’t help but enjoy it. Davison’s eccentric performance is the key here though and, beyond the ratty shocks, the main reason I would recommend checking this out.

(I also have fond memories of the Crispin Glover remake which, from what I remember, was bigger and glossier though equally dark and gothic. I haven’t seen it in probably over ten years but discovering the original sure makes me want to re-familiarise myself with it.)

Watched on Second Sight blu-ray.

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Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

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A prototypical sequel that not only expands on the original film but heightens it. It’s one of the few Universal horror sequels to actually adhere to the continuity – and casting – of the original film making it an essential and seamless follow-up.

Whale’s confidence as both a craftsman and storyteller has increased with the studio gifting him as much creative freedom as he desired. The supporting ensemble of cackling townsfolk are given greater prominence (Una O’Connor essentially reprises her squeaky role from Whale’s The Invisible Man) and the addition of Ernest Thesiger’s Doctor Pretorious to usurp Dr. Frankenstein as lead villain, making him more of a sympathetic figure, go a long way to fill out the world with a multitude of colour and shade. I also love the addition of the Mary Shelley prologue, making The Bride of Frankenstein an early example of meta-cinema before the term was even widely considered.

I always forget how late in the picture the titular Bride arrives – literally in the last five minutes – but Elsa Lanchester’s wide-eyed performance full of sudden jolts and anxious allure is well worth the wait. Has any other character in film history become so iconic based on such a limited amount of screen time? Quite miraculous.

Watched on blu-ray.

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Ingrid Goes West (2017)

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As entertaining as it is acidic. Perfectly cast, funny and uncomfortable. A King of Comedy for the millennial age. Sure, its targets are obvious and it isn’t saying anything particularly new but it is rendered with so many appealing components that it totally works as a weirdly gripping, pixel-and-sun-kissed obsession yarn. Oh and do NOT forget Aubrey Plaza and O’Shea Jackson Jr. come award season. Plaza’s greatest showcase to date and a star making turn for Jackson. Stop scrolling so fast, hit like but take in the sights, Ingrid Goes West is worth the time.

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