The Week Of (2018)

A lot shaggier and lived in that I would expect from a Happy Madison joint. This forgoes the temptation to be mindlessly broad and gross-out most of the time, instead staging a character comedy of duelling families – one jewish, one black – around the tried-and-tested template of a wedding farce. It works! I buy this cast in these roles (everyone always forgets that Buscemi is a Sandler regular) and the whole film feels busy in a good way; busy with personalities, busy with gags – both verbal and physical. It’s always moving, with writer director Robert Smigel favouring a roaming handheld camera to keep all the chaos barely contained with some genuinely inventive staging here and there where it counts. A touching moment between Sandler and Rock, for example, is played out while the two are in chairs being hoisted in the air by a mass of party guests.

As fine as Sandler is here, he can’t help but skew himself a little bit off centre, employing one of his slightly exaggerated voices to appear just a blip more animated than would be if playing the role as himself. It’s as if Sandler is afraid to just be himself in his own comedies, but this could also be a desire of his to search for something more specific. He seems happy to give himself over to people like Baumbach but always bends towards heightened character work in his own movies where, I’m guessing, he has total freedom. So perhaps that’s merely the muse he enjoys chasing.

All in all this was a lot more enjoyable than it had any right to be. I used to keep up with Sandler’s movies religiously but drifted off when the going got tough. Recently I’ve been curious to go back and fill in all those blanks, if just to chart the trajectory that got him here. Heard some moderately good things about Sandy Wexler too. The low-key stakes and specificity in the portrait of a dysfunctional jewish family pays off. More like this please Sandman!

Watched on Netlflix

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Home Again (2017)

Cute effort from Hallie Meyers-Shyer who can’t help but remind you at every turn that she is absolutely her parents’ daughter, though parts of this seem to be enacting a fantasy imagining what life would be like if she was Paul Mazursky’s daughter instead of Charles Shyer’s. Which…sure! I’m just echoing what most have already said but this world of upper-class lily-white privilege soon becomes unintentionally suffocating. Most of the characters here are just perfect smiling LA headshots reading lines instead of feeling like flesh and blood human beings. Fine, but also not.

Watched on Netflix

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

I really don’t mind a lot of the dumb gambles this takes, even when they fall flat on their face, because at least this is idiosyncratic and plays fast and loose with what constitutes an Indiana Jones movie in ways Last Crusade didn’t. It’s still hampered by a lot of that film’s tendencies though. Given how vast Indy’s adventures are supposed to be, every time they merely wheel out references to Raiders with visual nods or returning characters, it just makes this universe feel smaller and smaller. I love Karen Allen as much as the next person but it would have been far more interesting to introduce a new, older Indy girl as the mother of his child, no?

This will sound like blasphemy but I sort of wish Lucas got his way and convinced the gang to just go all in and make Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men from Mars like he originally envisioned. The problem with this isn’t the aliens, it’s the fact the film is too unsure of itself to actually commit to that as an idea within the Indy template rather than timidly skirt around it until the last minute. Spielberg is clearly struggling to engage with a script he’s not fully invested in. His direction is fine but it feels like all of his creative energy was poured into that opening onslaught of madness – the film’s strongest stretch by far, and yes that includes the nuking of the fridge – with the rest of film feeling rudimentary by comparison.

I also think this is sorely lacking the tactile, filmic quality of the previous three films, mainly due to the absence of Slocombe behind the camera and Spielberg’s reliance on digital tech for countless shortcuts and enhancements. The whole thing just looks way too bright, shiny and pristine for an Indy movie, furthering its reputation as the bastard outlier of the franchise. Don’t be surprised to see this – Mutt WIlliams and all – lumped in with Temple of Doom in the category of “things we never discuss” once the Lucas-free Indy 5 rolls around.

Watched on blu-ray.

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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

While this is the epitome of rock-solid entertainment, I’m always a little disappointed by how quickly Spielberg and Lucas retreated from Temple of Doom‘s brazen tonal risk-taking with their tails between their legs and immediately set-out to just re-stage Raiders of the Lost Ark. As much as I love Connery and Ford’s interplay and certain set-pieces, this is the Indy I revisit the least. It’s the safest of the four films, just way too eager to please audiences by rolling out the Raiders carpet, more of an encore of hits than a development of the series’ personality. It’s like “Hey, the Nazis are back! You liked Sallah and Brody? They’re back too! You miss the desert? Fear not! And what PG-13 rating?” Plus I think that unnecessary origin story at the top, in which every single one of Indy’s defining quirks and traits were apparently established and crystalised in one afternoon, is very bad. All that said, it’s still gorgeously shot by Douglas Slocombe and Spielberg’s action staging, the tank sequence in-particular, is exhilarating. I’d also watch like twenty movies about bickering Jonses.

Watched on blu-ray.

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The Favourite (2018)

I much prefer Yorgos when he’s working from within his own demented imagination – this is very much a director-for-hire job, though as far as career moves go you could certainly do a lot worse – but I’m nonetheless impressed with how brazenly he inflicts his fingerprints onto this material. The stylistic choices constantly sent me crosseyed and baffled, but in a good way. The wide array of lenses, fish-eye included , are deployed with enough punkish abandon to leave your mouth agape and the darker, transgressive thematics are a wonderful fit for his particular brand of perversity.

And yet Lanthimos wisely stays out of the way of the writing for the most part, letting the performances run amok to rightfully become the centre of attention. Coleman, Stone and Weisz are all delightfully catty and cruel, offsetting the rigid trappings of the period costume drama – and Lanthimos’ usual cold eye – like a lively rush of blood to the head. Just as every swig of hard liquor comes with a burn, this certainly gets a little long in the tooth during the last hour. While I can’t say I wasn’t happy to see it end, the film’s last stylistic gambit in that final overlaying of shots twists the knife just enough to ensure you leave the film puzzling it over rather than starting to forget it. It’s not often you see an Awards contender that looks and sounds this fucking strange.

Watched at the cinema

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The Old Man & the Gun (2018)

I love how golden and warm this feels. The filmic equivalent of wood crackling in a fire. Lowery submits to Redford’s charm and legacy, creating a swan-song for him that is apt if slightly pandering. It’s refreshing to see a movie which is content with being merely nice. There’s a version of this film that could turn into a golden years bandit Unforgiven, but Lowery never betrays his own wholesome sensibility, delivering a shaggy-dog downfall story which refuses to become a bummer. The scenes between Redford and Spacek are lovely and further proof we need more movies focused on ageing faces and wisened cadences. The 16mm photography is essential too, giving the imagery the texture of sandpaper, a texture Redford himself also embodies. The whole film fizzles with rapscallion charisma. A “Dad Film” for when your Dad becomes a Grandad. The fact this clocks in at around 85 minutes before credits is the icing on the cake. You aren’t likely to come back to The Old Man & The Gun with regularity, but you’ll certainly cherish whatever time you spend with it.

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The Kindergarten Teacher (2018)

Was not expecting this to be so perverse and uncomfortable but Maggie Gyllenhaal’s performance – embodying the kind of strange and troubling yet utterly fascinating woman she has revisited throughout her career – is wholly riveting. Sara Colangelo’s vision of Lisa’s unfulfilled life is so specific, we constantly see her in the potholes of her life – wordlessly existing in her own mind while nobody is around – that tell us everything by saying nothing. It’s unsettling to see this obsession morph her from a worn-down blur into a driven and calculated force. A conflicting film through and through that is more viscerally unnerving than most so-called horror movies. Very curious to see how much of this is down to Colangelo and Gyllenhaal’s invention and how much originates from the Israeli film it’s based on. Either way, this certainly strikes a nerve. One of the best performances of 2018.

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Chopping Mall (1986)

It’s unusual for a film from the low-budget realm, especially of the horror/comedy variety, to have such an ambitious and silly high-concept. Like, you could make a pretty nuts n’ bolts slasher movie set in a shopping centre with the title Chopping Mall and probably make your money back. But no, the filmmakers decided to go that extra mile and make a movie about a mall policed by freakin’ killer robots to hang their slasher shenanigans onto. It’s so silly, but certainly entertaining.

There are mad splashes of OTT gore you’ll be thankful for (exploding heads!) and a welcome roster of familiar character actors – Barbara Crampton, Dick Miller – to perk you up when things get a bit too routine. The film doesn’t betray the potential of its location either with plenty of tooling up of mall appliances wielded as artillery against the killbots. I’d say it cribs royally from RoboCop but it predates that flick by a good year. Who knows, maybe Verhoeven just really loves Chopping Mall? Absolutely the kind of wacky genre mash-up you’ll watch and want to tell your friends about immediately.

Watched on Amazon Prime.

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The Mighty Peking Man (1977)

Somebody just hook these Shaw bros. movies up to my veins like an IV drip. Mighty Peking Man is man-in-rubber-suit nirvana. Blatantly pillaging plot and set-pieces from King KongTarazanGodzilla and any other lucrative property that made money in the West, the film still feels unmistakably Eastern with its loopy chopsocky action and helter-skelter plotting, so preposterous it’s hard to actually stay sane while it all unfolds.

The low-fi filmmaking is endlessly charming too, utilising everything from miniatures and rear-projection to wirework and firework-like squibs and explosions. This is like a kid’s toy-box suddenly electrified into action by a lightning bolt of genre life-force. By the end, the entire film practically explodes from all the lunacy and excitement. A knockabout riot!

Watched on Amazon Prime.

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Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018)

As robust and practical an action movie as there ever was. Fallout takes a second to ease into once you realise that, oh wait, you need to actually remember what happened in the last instalment this time around, but it soon makes you comfortable with its non-stop assault of gorgeous set-pieces anchored by Cruise’s ever-reliable charisma and dedication. This movie is like a swiss watch. You can practically hear every shot clicking into place with each cut, like a tiny bit of the machine slotting into place to keep the cogs spinning. Even with something as rudimentary as establishing shots, McQuarrie goes that extra mile to make them sing. All the wide open vistas here look like stunning IMAX postcards, huge snapshots of tranquility and architecture about to be lit up by that Mission: Impossible fuse.

These movies have assembled such a terrific supporting cast by this point that you practically yelp with excitement once a familiar face pops up (Alec Baldwin! Rebecca Ferguson! Simon Pegg! Ving Rhames! Sean Harris! Michelle Monaghan!) and the new additions here, Vanessa Kirby, Angela Bassett, are no different. Special shout-out to Henry Cavill though for absolutely tearing up his supporting role with one of the most memorable popcorn performances I’ve seen all year. His clobbering boots, square frame and thick moustache cuts one hell of an iconic blockbuster silhouette. I’m in the bag for any extended Point Blank reference though so I was all in from his first frame. Love it.

One of the most exciting and exhilarating moviegoing experiences I had in 2018 which, thankfully, still kicks ass on home rewatches. I want Tom Cruise to keep making these until the day he dies, which clearly will never come.

Watched on blu-ray.

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